i just heard the most intense scream in my kitchen so i got up to see what was wrong and my 11 year old sister was on the floor cuddling a bag of potato chips and i said dude whats wrong and she yelled ”THEYRE STALE. WHY DOES THE WOLRD HATE ME? I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS”
TLDR; I’m trying to get out of my house. If you don’t want to donate, I’ll commission writing and little traditional doodles.
Hi, I’m Ezra. I’m 16 and a lesbian. I’m not going to go into my whole life story, but basically my parents are super homophobic and abusive, so I’m trying to gather funds so that after the pandemic, I can run away. If you can donate or commission writing/quick little doodles, I’d be so thankful. If not, could you spread, or give me advice on living by myself?
straight women’s taste in men continues to amaze me. a bi woman will show me a pic of her bf and he’ll be a nice dumbass probably with good hair and a nosering and i’m like alright valid i see a pic of a straight friend’s bf and i’m like this is a screenshot from an adam s*ndler movie
nerds make too much money and they don’t even ball with it properly they just buy eight-thousand dollar graphics cards
for no reason
and wear the same 3 tshirts for their entire their lives
name one better investment than experiencing the glory of pc gaming in the most stunning quality possible
as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.
This reminds me of the Peppa Pig episode about friendly spiders that was banned in Australia because their response was basically, “um, oh, no, you can’t, uh, you can’t tell our kids that. spiders here will kill them.”
